"Manifest blasphemy!"  The conception of Rollie Fingers was accidental.  Birthed in Portland, Oregon amidst the madness that was Y2K, the band immediately forged a relentless style of instrumental assault and abruptly imploded.  Though the music fell silent for a time, the mainframe somehow remained online.  Painstakingly rehabilitated piece-by-piece, drummer and multi-instrumentalist A. C. Jensen single-handedly resurrected the creature that was to become a living, breathing Rube Goldberg machine.

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At its core, Rollie Fingers supports two cathartic guitars and a surly bass, each with its own corresponding amplifier, while Jensen mans the drums.  Though conspiracies often circulate as to the ultimate whereabouts of the band's energy source, pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.  Rollie Fingers is a band with purpose!  To be sure, the dukes of moral hazard know no bounds.​